A site just for insulting Tristan!

(And maybe his mom, on occasion)



Here are the insults so far:

Tristan eats too many carbs - 1/19/2018

Carbs and starch: Tristan's achilles heel - 1/23/2018

Why does Tristan take bagels to class? - 1/31/2018

The Drinking Man - 4/4/2018

Tristan In Hot Water - 4/22/2018

A New Standard For "That Type" Of Joke - 5/28/2018
    Can you spot all five jokes in the image?
    Check the solution if you are stumped


Tristan's Allergies: A Plot Of Attempted Murder
- 8/2/2018

Tristan's Family Tree, Including ROE VAN! - 8/12/2018

Tristan Stuck In Tok(e), Alaska - 8/21/2018